Thursday, June 24, 2010

Repost from my comment on "things Bogans like"

We have been considering a few things. Bogans don't vote for their local members, they vote for leaders. Who was the biggest bogan in the race.? Hawke V Fraser - Hawke. Hawke V Peacock? Hawke. Keating V Hewson? Keating. Keating V Howard - Howard. Howard V Beasley - Howard. Howard V Latham? Howard. Howard V Rudd? I would actually say Rudd.

Who was a bigger bogan - Rudd or Abbott? I would actually say Mr.Togs. So now, the real game in town - Abbott or Gillard? I think Abbott needs to photographed in front of the HSV plant, and Gillard needs to 'accidentally' call someone 'darl'.

The race is on.

9 comments:

Dr Yobbo said...

Gillard's in the lead with that boganriffic accent of hers.

Paul Nicholas Boylan said...

I am sick and tired of all the Bogan bashing that I have witnessed in the blogosphere. Bogans are essential to the Australian economy and should be respected - if not valued - for their contribution. If not for Bogans, who would live almost exclusively on junk food? Who would buy all the bad beer? Imagine a world without the junk food and bad beer industries. Imagine the unemployment that would result, spawning the social conditions necessary for an increase in the Bogan population. NOW do you see? NOW do you understand?

Jyggdrasil said...

Bart was raised in Logan. As so he well understands the role of the bogan.

Jyggdrasil said...

...and FWIW, I find the idea of Keating (he who collect European cuckoo clocks) out boganing anybody rather suspicious. Further, Latham, by virtue of beating up a taxi driver, is *clearly* a greater bogan than Howard.

Flinthart said...

Latham had more Bogan in his underdaks than Howard could manage in his entire cabinet.

Oh! Hey! I just noticed: Bart, you've got a Chinese Porn Spammer too! Maybe we should send him a little love note, or something. It's nice that he thinks we attract his demographic, don't you think?

YsambartCourtin said...

Dear Friendly Neighbourhood Chinese Porn Spammer,
Please give me spam links in English, so I can consider the quality of your kinky goods. I was raised in Logan, so I know my porn.
Thanks,
Bart

PS Latham did kill my argument pretty solidly. Did Latham take Howard to an election? My mind wanders.

YsambartCourtin said...

Paul - I take it that you see it like the redneck issue - who would support certain discount mobile home suppliers etc?

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YsambartCourtin said...

While I appreciate your input, Chinese porn spammer, I cannot follow your request. When I put your post into google, it came back with "What are we doing today Mom?: A Teacher Gift and A Giveway"

I'm afraid my mother is far away in Brisbane, and I have no specific teachers to gift. I cannot help too much.