I wasn't sure it was swine flu, until I broke out in rashers...
I called the swine flu hotline, but all I got was crackling...
I still wasn't sure it was swine flu until I felt a little delirious. I became certain when I woke up at the base of a tree with a dirty nose and a handful of truffles...
I then went to the doctors, and he cured it quickly - with oinkment.
Barnes - Lucky they had a cure - otherwise it could have been the aporkalypse.
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You have been sick a long time pet! Maybe a good sauna and sweat session will sort you out.
That might be a good idea. There is a full swim centre close to work. I might try it tomorrow. The 'rum cure' was very temporary, it only worked for about three days :)
Run
Its the aPORKalypse
didn't have that one
hope you're feeling better soon.
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